I have a couple of friends who have a reaallyyyyyyyy bad habit! Their thing is that they
always remember to say something while someone else is talking. It doesn’t have to be
something connected to the conversation, NO! Aaaaanything works for them!

I was trying to imagine a skype / msn Chat conversation with one of them. It would be
something like that:

Lon3ly @p@rtm3nt cut: hey hello :)

High pitched voice girl: HELLOOOOOO

Lon3ly @p@rtm3nt cut: I was thin…

High pitched voice girl: YESTERDAY I THOUGHT ABOUT SCUBA DIVING

Lon3ly @p@rtm3nt cut: Oh nice!

High pitched voice girl: YES, MY FRIEND TOBY HAS A NEW JOB!

Lon3ly @p@rtm3nt cut: Wh…

High pitched voice girl: I LIKE CHOCOLATE

Lon3ly @p@rtm3nt cut: Reall….

High pitched voice girl: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 I HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO SAY I JUST LOOOVE
INTERUPTING PEOPLE!!!

Lon3ly @p@rtm3nt cut: Lon3ly @p@rtm3nt cut: I am eating I’ll be back in 5 minutes

These people have two super powers:

The first one, a high pitched and really loud voice, this weapon allows them to sound louder
than a Bon Jovi stadium tour concert. (It’s true it happened once!)

Their second super power is the inability to follow a conversation. This is a tricky one cause
sometimes it makes them look dump and innocent but it can kill you. Really. It doesn’t
matter if you are talking about your break up after a 4 year long relationship while crying

and puking , they will still interrupt you to talk about their thing.

The worst case is when she (or he) has a problem with something. If you go out with him/
her at that period of time, you’ll have to forget any other kind of talk. It will be all about
why Mike told her/him to stop laughing at him e.t.c. In that case, stay out of their way. Stay
home and talk to your teddy bear.

Anyway, I still love them even though sometimes I want to put a stuffed animal in their
mouth. Especially a bunny rabbit because with its ears will tinkle their lungs.